The Solitary King 

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My name is Alex o/
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Somewhere some how I became anime trash
good luck handling this blog

Wanna go Punk?

xypeilo:

I ship it. I’m not the only one that ships it right? 

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

ringo-to-chizu:

I swear I’m not even two minutes in and I couldn’t resist.

johannathemad:

this is more a representation of my feelings towards Makishima than an actual toumaki comic

man oh man how things have changed #transformationtuesday #atleastigotcuter

keikie-dont-touch-me:

nepetaquest:

so i started playing DMMD

This is never not funny

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

sweaterkittensahoy:

danelorna:

i love happy coincidences

I may have just laughed way too hard. I don’t care.

isis-:

seekingtheunordinary:

deathbeforediet:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

that is the best use for that quote i have ever seen…

call-me-bocchan:

love-to-love-puppies:

pernillo:

glaceon22:

chawko:

lorettafryingpan:

bigbigtruck:

GUYS

DID YOU KNOW TREES HAVE LEAVES

EVERY TIME.

dude when I first got my glasses I was SHOCKED that the leaves were so defined on trees and my mom just looked at me like I was stupid BUT THAT’S WHAT EVERYONE SAYS

When I first got my glasses I found out streetlights actually were attached to something! They just looked like floating balls of fuzzy light before.

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Perfect gif is perfect

The way my family found out I first needed some sort of eyewear was when I was in the backyard playing with my siblings and they found a turtle, and bc I couldn’t see it, I was convinced it was a leaf and literally fought them for trying to play a prank on me.

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom